It's Time We all Had Another Story

So seeing as we have kinda failed to keep the Chronicles going, I thought I would inspire some masculine debauchery for the last few weeks before summer boys (and for two of the boys' upcoming spring break in Meh-he-co). So last night JR (older brother) was in town to get drunk and find some pussy with me. At first I was a little worried I wouldn't be able to show him a good time cuz nearly my entire frat was in Windsor for the weekend at our formal (I neglected to attend because of the expenses). My worries were quickly eliminated after I got a few of my boys and a few bitches to drop by the house for a pregame. So we buy some beer for pong and some fucking cheap ass Shokazoola vodka. The girls roll through around 11 pm, by which time we are all decently drunk from games of 21 cup pong. We proceed to play flip cup/take shots with these girls for a while. Now one of the girls is this hot little Filipino girl with a banging ass who I've known since the beginning of the year. I've always wanted to get with her, except our relations took a sharp decline back in September, after when hearing that she was Filipino, my drunk ass replied "O ok...my brother knocked up a Filipino just a few months ago!". As the girls start to get drunk, people proceed to start dancing. My little Filipino girl is working her ass all over one of my black friends (she's a jersey chaser whose fucked a bunch of football players). After they are done grinding, she comes up to me and says "Chris, I know we havent really talked in a while, but I wanted to apologize for getting so mad at you a few months ago, its not your fault that your brother was a sleaze." I reply "Well thank you, I appreciate that. I also forgot to mention that he eventually proposed to her" (not sure if that's actually true or not). She replies "Oh well that's sweet! you wanna show me where your bathroom is upstairs?" "Ya sure" Halfway up to the 3rd floor, she grabs me by the shirt and starts making out with me. "You got a room around here?" she asks. "No, but I'm sure someone was dumb enough to leave their door unlocked." We bust into this one room and she starts talking really dirty. "O you make me so wet Chris! I need you to fuck me!!!" "You got it babe!" I proceed to fuck the shit outta this dirty lil whore, having not talked to her for more than 10 minutes in the past 6 months. I manage to have a lil endurance for this session from the amount of alcohol I've had and by 12:30 we walk back downstairs to a crowd of people waiting to go out, "Did they really just fuck AT THE PREGAME???"JR is pretty fucked up from the alcohol and some Zanax and yells something obscene and unnessary to everyone, somewhere along the lines of "Us Haddad boys just love our Filipino pussy!" We then proceed to go to the lax house for a party, where I quickly lose track of Kat (the Filipino) and most of my friends. I start working some game with this blondie who I've been talking to in the same sorority as Kat. We eventually start to make out and she invites me back to her room. I am forced to decline unfortunately cuz JR is off in his own lil world from the Zanax and has no idea where he is or how to get back to the house. We leave the lax house, yell obscenities at hot girls we see walking by, pass out at the frat house, and JR wakes up in a pool of vomit. Another successful night in Ann Arbor.

-Adonis