This blog is hereby created to publish and archive the series of anecdotes related to the sexual conquests and alcoholic endeavours of a select group of highly qualified drinking, smoking, athletic, sex crazed ladies men. If more than one man is involved in a particular story, than more than one version of said story may be posted. Kudos may be given for particularly astounding reports of debauchery.
I NEED HELP. I cant decide between the two girls ive been dating and Im actually starting to care about both of them. I request the assistance of the man council.
I think the answer is really quite obvious... The situation calls for a threesome. Come up with some idiotic yet elaborately brilliant plan and then execute it to a tee.
well considering i know nothing about either bitch...i would have to say choose the one whose presence starts the tune of "dancing in the moonlight" in your head...and if that fails, choose the one with the biggest boobs
Well guys I decided to dump both of them. My balls need to roam the open pussy instead of just grazing the same old patches. Which means Im SINGLE ahahahaahahaahahaaha bitches beware.
9 comments:
I think you should get it over with and start fucking men.
~The Assblaster
I think you should shut your fucking mouth and be constructive for once
The Oven
I think the answer is really quite obvious... The situation calls for a threesome. Come up with some idiotic yet elaborately brilliant plan and then execute it to a tee.
-Schwarty
well considering i know nothing about either bitch...i would have to say choose the one whose presence starts the tune of "dancing in the moonlight" in your head...and if that fails, choose the one with the biggest boobs
Adonis
WOW....that was absolutely the most haddad logic ever! I like it! do what chris said.
Assblaster
DUDE! Chris you are the man, except they have basically the same size tits lol
The Oven
Just go out and yell at some Jews that always solves my problems
Well guys I decided to dump both of them. My balls need to roam the open pussy instead of just grazing the same old patches. Which means Im SINGLE ahahahaahahaahahaaha bitches beware.
The Oven
Why, dude!? You could have at least waited until they found out about each other first and then videotaped the cat fight once it ensued.
Schwarty
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