A Shorter, But None the Less Awesome Story

First off, let me say that I didn't know this actually happened until today when some of the frat brothers told me the entire story. I blacked out a good part of the night and apparently this little event....So I'm in the kitchen at our CEO's and Office Hoe's Party completely destroyed and chewing. A tall, blonde sorority girl comes up to me and says "Hey, my name's (blah, blah, blah), you're pretty cute." I grunt and spit a long stream out onto the floor, precariously close to her white heels. "Oh my god, are you chewing??!! That's grose, I wanted to make out with you but fuck that!" She turns around to walk about, but after maybe 5 seconds, she turns around and walks right back up to me. "You know, on second thought, I don't really care." She pushes me against the wall and starts to make out with me with the fucking dip still in my mouth. I love drunk, sorority girls...